digitaldiscipline ◾ ◾ Blame delicarose for asking for it....

F-list, stuff missed, my girlfriend just got pissed;
Daily recaps, wedding plans, deep thoughts found inside beer cans.

Games of Whist, Bill Frist, photographs full of mist;
Whining about a brand, quizzes how to find a man.

We didn't write the source code;
It's been lurking out there while kids whine about hair.
We didn't write the source code;
All this navel-gazing is seldom amazing.

Cut tags, shopping bags, diatribes about teh fags;
Sycophantic nattering, jingoistic flattering.

Memes and MySpace mockery, pics of cats in crockery;
Weekends full of cat-herding, nothing really mattering.

We didn't write the source code;
It's been lurking out there while kids whine about hair.
We didn't write the source code;
All this navel-gazing is seldom amazing.

Mug shots, cam whores, shit that always leads to snores.
WTF, OMG, ROFLcopter, look at me.

Drunk posts, phone polls, way too many LOLZ.
NO WAI, SRSLY, bang bang bang (!!!)~eleventy.

We didn't write the source code;
It's been lurking out there while kids whine about hair.
We didn't write the source code;
All this navel-gazing is seldom amazing.

dotsnark,

metaquotes, taking quizzes just to stack the votes;

slashfic communities, ranting about killer bees.
Set lists, sexy goats, poetry, random notes;
Trolling

christianity, LJ Drama just for me.

BRB, AFK, my LJ is blown away; I have nothing more to say.

We didn't write the source code;
All this navel-gazing is seldom amazing.

[yep, this was extemporaneous weirdness before coffee this morning. You're welcome. :-) ]