People should know better than to talk to me.

[digitaldiscipline]

Coworker: So, what did you get for your birthday?
Me: Laid.
Coworker: ...
Me: We're watching our budget.
Coworker: I guess that's always the right thing for a guy, anyway.


I also got a donut with candles in it and a peach when I got to the office.  The donut I understand, but the peach was kind of random.  But tasty.

Comments

[elixxir.livejournal.com]

Heh, you rawk! Happy birthday hotstuff!! :)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

:-)

i can't believe you're spawning again. it makes the brain 'splody to contemplate.

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

wait, what? lixx has kids?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

uh, yeah. one running around, and another one swimming in her innards.

[crossbonesdj.livejournal.com]

We're watching our budget.

Best line ever!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

cheap -and- aerobic!

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

and *snicker* to the coworker. They really should know better by now.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

i don't think this one will ever know better, but it was fun watching her jaw drop.

[netgoth.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

And hey, it's a perfect gift for both sexes, thankyooverymuch! ;D

[etcet.livejournal.com]

why, yes, yes it was. ;-)

[witchchild]

Happy birthday! (Mine was yesterday)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

apparently, a lot of folks get laid around halloween...

[timly.livejournal.com]

if it actually happens *on* halloween, you get july 23. just like my daughter...

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

Happy Burfday!!

I'll drink a Red Stripe in your honor tonight. Well, I drink one anyway, but this one will be in your honor.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

ivan's in town this weekend. you kids up for dinner of some sort on friday?

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

au contraire! I'm in town even before this weekend!

Or have you forgotten?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

well, you arrive on thursday, after i'm fundamentally done working for the week, which makes it the weekend, as far as i'm concerned. :-)

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

Friday is teh BWL, but we can catch up on Saturday if you're around. I figure he might want to see the new tank (?)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

lunch saturday could work; i'm doing the telecommute sucker thing until 1230, but after that, we can descend on someplace to graze. or just terrify people at the coins. *g*

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

the coins?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

the three coins, the diner around the corner from our place.

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

Nicko's > The Coins

We got the Elvis booth last time!!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

it's a possibility. we shall discuss our options; just not the porch.

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

ooh fishies!

ooh...fishies =8-(
MM

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

Happy B-day buddy!

(you're still older than I am)
MM

P.S. Jealous on the nookie!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

yeah, well.... chris is still older than either of us. thank goodness.

and, hey, i managed to outlive Jesus.

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

BOB > older than all

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

:::coughsputtercoughcough!:::

You younguns need to quit talking about how "old" you are.

Happy birthday, ya spring chicken you.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

better than being a rubber chicken, i suppose. ;-)

thanks, doll.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

::::giggles!!!::: He said "rubber"... Hee!

[geeki.livejournal.com]

Happy Birfday.

Did i ever tell you I was a masochist and looked up my approx conception date.... My father birthday.

Gah.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

ditto. :-)

[geeki.livejournal.com]

Daddy got nookie? Or you wanted to know when you were concieved? :)

I think it was worse because I was ex-sex baby.
My dad had moved out, came back to get his shit, and "ooops"

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I was a birthday present to my dad, too. :-)

[geeki.livejournal.com]

ROFL nice :)

Well on your birthday you should call him and say "Happy birthday dad!"

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

Birthday present? Or birthday curse, depending on how you view it. ;)

[geeki.livejournal.com]

BTW I still have 3 years until I turn 30 :P

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Let me be the 21st to wish you a happy birthday.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

thanks, dude.

[jmoriarty.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

thanks, mang.

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

Have some pie, too!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

how about steak? i'm definitely more of a steak person.

[the-tatyana.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!!!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

thanks, doll. :-)

[stompymink.livejournal.com]

*stands whistling at the end of the line*


Oh hey, Happy Birthday.


Also, way to hit the cow-orker with the, "Laid," and then back over her with the, "We're watching our budget."

The conversational equivalent of a speed bump.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

She is, yes. ;-)