Attention: Universe

[digitaldiscipline]

Stop inflicting negative shit on my friends. This is Deeply Uncool, Profoundly Obnoxious, and Mighty Untoward.

As soon as I figure out how to Chuck Norris my foot at right angles to reality, I'm gonna kick the universe in the nads on behalf of all'a y'all.

Comments

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Give him a nice swift one for me too, wouldya? TYVM.

[geeki.livejournal.com]

*hug*

Could you put me is a padded room for a bit?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

The letcherous comment that springs most immediately to mind probably wouldn't come across as terribly helpful, I suspect. *hug*

[geeki.livejournal.com]

hun letcherous comments from you are always welcome :)

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

Dear Rafe:

I swear, it wasn't me. I've got enough problems of my own right now. Do you have any idea how much the whole Pluto thing screwed up my bookkeeping?

By the way, do I look like I've been expanding? I feel like I've been expanding. My pants don't fit right and these damn nebulae keep getting stuck in my black hole. Not to mention my star belt is on it's last dwarf. Damn. Maybe I shouldn't try to contain everything, I guess, but then where would we be? Dang it, I'm trying to think outside myself again and that always gives me a headache.

Yours,
Universe

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

:::BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!:::