Attention, 10/31 Dipshits

[digitaldiscipline]

If you are taller than I am and not in costume and come around asking for candy (wearing a backpack for collection purposes), I'm fucking well not going to give you any.

Yeah, I'm an elitist prick.

Comments

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

I hand out condoms to those 'kids'. . .

"Please don't reproduce!"

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I don't want them getting laid. Reinforces bad behavior.

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Emos.

Oh,

[doodlemaier.livejournal.com]

You didn't say they were emos. . . In that case I give out razor blades.

"Go cut yourself!. . . and don't fuck it up this time!"

Re: Oh,

[etcet.livejournal.com]

They weren't emos, but that's my standard line.

These were just neighborhood kids of several ethnicities who didn't bother to dress up and still felt entitled to some handouts.

Re: Oh,

[etcet.livejournal.com]

incidentally... nice sock-puppet, Dean. Mine's clank.

Re: Oh,

[doodlemaier.livejournal.com]

Sock-puppet?! Is that what it's called when you give your invisible friends an LJ of their own?

I'm not sure how I feel about that. . .
~deviathan

Oh yeah. . . and fuck that 'no-costume-I'm-a-migrant-whatever' shit. I got nuthin' but lead flavored Pez from the lead flavored Pez dispenser for them!

Re: Oh,

[helcat.livejournal.com]

the correct vernacular is "I dunno how i feel about all that."

besides, i don't know how many LJs God has, but I'm wagering money I have more.

Re: Oh,

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

We are God's LJ's. We are God's sock puppets. . .

Re: Oh,

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

Well, you had to do something with the clank
account after you stopped pretending to want to boink toasters, right?

Re: Oh,

[etcet.livejournal.com]

no, it's still a toaster-fucking troll account, i just never use it.

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

sheesh. We went trick-or-treating into HS, but we _ALWAYS_ had costumes. It was a little creepy when we went as pregnant flashers (we were weird girls...) and one guy (the father of a girl we later befriended!) had us do our act several times in a row.

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

I like the beer and brat trick-or-treating idea.

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

I actually got a group of teens who were taller than me (I'm 5'4", so that's not terribly hard) but they all were totally costumed out the wazoo and collecting for UNICEF, too, so they were forgiven and plied with candy.

I felt weird that one teen guy was going as a kissing booth, though. It was cute and all, I just wasn't sure what to do with that information.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

see, in that case - they put in the effort, whether or not they're doing the charity thing - they get the lewtz.

[eve2007.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't give it out either.

[ex-xn667.livejournal.com]

Last year I tried to give out candy in my neighborhood. Two, three groups of 6+ each, comprising early to late teens showed up, not in costume, demanding shit and grabbing the candy out of my hands. If there were more than 3, I don't know. I shut off the porch light, locked the door and said fuckit.

This year I jumped right to fuckit. Bastards. I had my Halloween in NOLA, so fuck 'em, fuck 'em all :> If their parents won't school 'em, it ain't muh job. I've yet to ask the housemates about their experience last night, but I was too tired, busy and sick to even entertain the idea dealing with the bastards.

Maybe next year I'll just dump buckets of fake blood on myself and gnaw on a mannikin leg covered in raw tuna for effect. I need the sushi and that would *really* fuck with a few folks ;)

[anngwish42.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. No costume, no fucking candy. We wouldn't give any candy to the costume-less crowd either; I had Lysander run them off by roaring at them.

[fenix-harbinger.livejournal.com]

I'm not taller than you are... can I come trick or treating at your house? ;-D

[etcet.livejournal.com]

depends what you come dressed as. ;-)