digitaldiscipline ◾ ◾ Snitched from Netgoth, an interesting lyrical exercise.

Are you male or female?:

Step off sucker, understand?
Don't you know - I'M THE MAN.
-- Anthrax, "I'm the Man - '91"

Describe your neighborhood:

Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes. . .
-- The Police (I forget the title of the song)

There are no unaffected people left. Their bodies are swelling and distorting. . .
-- Front Line Assembly, "Mortal"

Describe yourself:

We used to be exactly like you - flawed, weak, organic. . . but we evolved to include the synthetic, and now we use both achieve perfection.
-- Velvet Acid Christ, "Futile" (sampling Star Trek: First Contact)

Created from a combination of software and organic systems.
-- Front Line Assembly, "Bio-Mechanic"

His hair was perfect.
-- Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"

If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?:

I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.
-- Paul Simon, "Cal Me Al"

Ooops, I did it again.
-- Britney Spears and/or Max Raabe, "Oops, I Did It Again"

Where do you wish you were right now?

The city is almost completely deserted, a few stragglers are left in the steets. There are no emergency services, and the fires burn completely out of control.
-- Front Line Assembly, "Mortal"

What would you say to your best friend?:

You stupid goddamn dumbshit motherfucker.
-- The Offspring, "The Road Rage Song"

I'm your only friend, but not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend but actually I'm not your friend but I am. . .
-- They Might Be Giants, "Birdhouse in Your Soul"

This is your life,
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
-- KMFDM, "Dogma"

Any words of wisdom?

The left side of the road is a dangerous place.
-- The Offspring, "The Road Rage Song"

Welcome to the freakshow.
-- Cydonia, "Freakshow"

Don't quote me, boy, I ain't said shit.
-- Ice T, "Boyz 'n Tha Hood"

What do you think of drugs and alcohol?:

All we want is a headrush.
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while....
We all want to die a little bit.
-- KMFDM, "Dogma"

If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?:

Force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authority is derived.
Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor.
The primary opnion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.
People who forget that always pay.
-- Velvet Acid Christ, "Decypher"

Now in darkness world stops turning,
ashes where the bodies burning.
No more War Pigs have the power,
Hand of God has struck the hour.
Day of judgement, God is calling,
on their knees the war pigs crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins,
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
-- Black Sabbath, "War Pigs"

What do you usually do on Friday nights?:

I went looking for trouble, and boy, I found her.
-- Type O Negative, "Black No. 1"

What's your "hidden" talent?:

Put me in, Coach, I'm ready to play.
-- John Fogerty, "Centerfield"

The best game you can name,
Is the good old hockey game.
-- Stompin' Tom Connors, "The Hockey Song"

I make my living off the evening news.
Just give me something, something I can use.
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry.
Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here;
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear.
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
-- Don Henley, "Dirty Laundry"

Are you for world peace?:

Now that the thrill of the massacre's over,
isn't it sweet when she sucks on your vein?
I've waited so long. . .
-- The Tea Party, "Babylon"

What do you think about school?:

It hurts to be stupid, it sucks to be nothing at all.
-- Marilyn Manson, "I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me)"

How do you feel right now?:

I'm just sittin' here, wasting time.
-- Kid Rock, "Wasting Time"

How do you feel about love?:

All day I dream about sex.
All day I dream about fucking.
-- Korn, "A.D.I.D.A.S."

How do you feel about breaking up?

Just like a car crash, just like a knife.
-- Ministry, "Stigmata"

What do you think of the war?

Barking of machinegun fire does nothing to me now.
Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow.
-- Metallica, "Disposable Heroes"

Any closing words?:

What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But it better work this time.

What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We, the people," right?