Nice try.

[digitaldiscipline]

I've been filtering the spam at the office this week, and we have a winner in the "Subject lines that will make me read the email to determine if it's bullshit" department.

US web server started singing "Daisy, Daisy" and soon after, Skynet achieved consciousness.

Comments

[ex-xn667.livejournal.com]

I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Beat me to it. :-)

[ex-xn667.livejournal.com]

I couldn't pass that one up, heh.

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

The only question remaining is if we can get Hal to open the pod bay doors.