Infected with Assholes?

[digitaldiscipline]

Have you considered dispensing Lead HV*[tm]?
100% Effective!
<100% Legal!
<100% Safe!

Not available in all areas. May require permit to dispense. May cause high cleaning bills. Offer may be personally morally questionable.

* High-Velocity

Comments

[arcsine.livejournal.com]

And now for lead-resistant strains of assholes, new and improved Uranium HV! Available in controlled-release UHV belt-fed or the particularly effective UHV suppository!

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

Oh, I could certainly use some Lead HV to deal with some of my interpersonal problems. :)