A Higher Class of Asshole

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I was all set to relieve some intra-cranial pressure caused by Sting and The Boys' inane warblings[1] when King Kaufman shared a link to a UN Wonk's Fellatio of Cricket... It's heartening to know that, even if the wildturkeyparty were to inadvertently come to power, I could continue to spout my occasional half-baked stupidities.

Everything I, personally, know about the game is what I managed to glean from repeated readings of Adams' HhGttG, which is to say, roughly fuck-all. If it's a longer, more boring version of baseball, then I will continue to wallow in my ignorance and simply prepare to lay more kindling at the feet of SportsCenter directors who choose to further erode the time given to NHL highlights with the onset of lawnmowerbaseball season.

Forthwith, An Incomplete List of Things Other People Like A Great Deal (But Which I Do Not), An Occasional Series (or, "Shooting White Elephants").

- The Police
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- Guinness
- Ursula K. LeGuin
- Dune
- Mushrooms
- Hip-Hop
- David Lynch
- "Reality" TV
- Basketball


[1] Specifically, "I can't stand losing." Someone please explain, using small words (and pictures if necessary), why these yobs are considered to be great musicians? I don't fucking see it.