Y! Horoscope Stupidity

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You can be brusque today when you're asked questions people could easily find answers to on their own. Take deep breaths and imagine you're a weathervane, pointing out directions as needed, then swiveling back to center.

I'll start by being brusque with you boobs - how the fuck is a weather vane ever "centered"? Last time I checked, it always pointed out in *some* direction.