Y! Horoscope Stupidity

[digitaldiscipline]

You can be brusque today when you're asked questions people could easily find answers to on their own. Take deep breaths and imagine you're a weathervane, pointing out directions as needed, then swiveling back to center.

I'll start by being brusque with you boobs - how the fuck is a weather vane ever "centered"? Last time I checked, it always pointed out in *some* direction.

Comments

[razerwolfe.livejournal.com]

boobs

:-)

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

I don't know... maybe you should be like an oscillating fan instead- spreading your attention around, but stopping to focus when someone pulls your button out.

...Or something.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

:::giggles maniacally:::

Ya know, this is precisely why I read your journal.