Treez.

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As someone who spent a couple collegiate summers wielding a machete to make the real trees look like the fake ones....

NEVER. NOT IN MY HOUSE AS LONG AS I DRAW BREATH.

*ahem*

I have a small, tinsel-and-wire tree that netgoth gave me; aishlynn is hell-bent on getting a silver (aluminum, I think) tree from her parents that was her childhood one. My folks had the same plastic tree for twenty years squirreled away in the attic.

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[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

Long live the real tree!

I kinda have to say that since the family farm is a Christmas tree farm, but I'd say it anyway 'cuz fake trees are lame. Fake boobs - Fine. Fake elections - an American tradition. Fake X-mas trees - godless heathen scum!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

You ever work that farm, spanky? Come home after nine hours of machete work covered in sap, sweat, and insect bites, with the oh-so-stylish work boot and shin guard tan for minimum wage?

Viva la aftermarket rack.

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

You betcha. Nasty work at times. And I had a family of Laotian refugees working their skinny ASSES off all around me (my grandfather made friends with this family and helped get them over to the US and get them jobs and all that.) Those guys made me look SO much more lazy than I realy was.

Still, I'm sure you put more sweat and tears into it so I'll not challenge your battle scars.