2008-03-26 10:57
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I just got THAT CALL.
The one that you hear seasoned electronics support folks chuckle over in the "no, that's too stupid, but it's still funny" conversations.
My professional life is complete, for a user just called me because their computers don't work because the power is out.
[it should be noted that they got a really, really terse "Call maintenance" response out of me, because, well... fucking DUH.]
The one that you hear seasoned electronics support folks chuckle over in the "no, that's too stupid, but it's still funny" conversations.
My professional life is complete, for a user just called me because their computers don't work because the power is out.
[it should be noted that they got a really, really terse "Call maintenance" response out of me, because, well... fucking DUH.]
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My most recent version was "Yeah, I can see this system since I unplugged it from the network."
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my favorites are still the guy who'd plugged his internal modem into his external modem, and vice versa [1] and one guy with the crappy cable signal[2].
[1] "Sir, where, exactly, is the dial tone going to come from? Can I put you on hold for a moment?"
"you're going to laugh at me, aren't you?"
"yes, and I don't want you to hear it."
[2] Cause: coaxial cable degradation of the "gnawed" variety, resolved with a service dispatch to run a new line, and the member heading off to have a difficult conversation with his daughter about her missing (and very, very deceased) pet gerbil.
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haven't had to put my FiOS to the test during a power outage yet, but i've got redundant backups (one for the FiOS, a big UPS for my pc & the router, and one for the security system at the house).
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