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The Top 9 Differences If Shakespeare Wrote Comics

9> Prospero and Miranda are rescued from the enchanted island by the sidekick formerly known as Aqualad.
8> "Et tu, Joker?"
7> All superheroines are played by dudes.
6> "Verily, it doth be the hour of clobbering!"
5> "Up, UP and Yonder!"

4> "A Death in the Family" includes the Joker's classic speech: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you dunk us in chemicals, are our faces not bleached white and stretched into grotesque perpetual grins? And if you wrong us, shall we not take a crowbar to yon obnoxious sidekick?"

3> "Hulk Smash? Or Hulk NOT Smash? *That* is question!"

2> If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here,
While this RetCon did appear.

and the Number 1 Difference If Shakespeare Wrote Comics...

1> Tom Stoppard pens the existentialist classic, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Come Back to Life."
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