We do, indeed, need some thought control.

[digitaldiscipline]

I am in your branez, controlling your thoughtz. Note: Includes tits, which are some of my favorite forms of mind control.

However, even the power of Salma Hayek's pulchritude won't change your mind. And another take on the topic. Yes, I'm aware that both those links are to sites that are unabashedly part of the "liberal" media. If Fox of TNR has a take on the subject, I simply haven't seen it, but would put up a link if anyone finds one.

Comments

[timly.livejournal.com]

i knew there was a reason 'red dawn' was an important movie!

[bathalamus.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I think more research on the ability of Salma Hayek to alter my perceptions needs to be performed. In-person experiments must be performed, in which Ms. Hayek attempts to convince me to change my mind. While stripping.

Yes, this research needs to be carried out.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

... while dispensing tequila down her leg.

What do you mean, "It's been done (www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCTkBKRggc)"?

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

I would totally commit murde for Salma Hayek.

What was the rest of that article about, anyway?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Things that weren't her tits. I think.

[bodandra.livejournal.com]

You've sort of got the idea right, Rafe.

Human, female breasts (even just sort of exposed) can completely distract most men away from whatever he was thinking.
But change his mind? Not all the time.

[y2kdragon.livejournal.com]

Sorry, you lost me at Salma Hayek. She is quite distracting.