Today's Forecast

[digitaldiscipline]

... appears to call for scattered stockbrokers and economists.

This is probably why skyscraper windows don't open.



I may not be an aerospace engineer or a gastro-enterologist, and I won't necessarily know which direction the feces are coming from, what the person ate, or which direction the fan is blowing, but I can sure as hell tell when the shit hits the fan.

Comments

[ruefullyamused.livejournal.com]

Gotta love a bailout *so* bad that the CEO's it would strangle reject it ;)

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

The business right next to mine is a regional printer for the Wall St. Journal. We have been making grim jokes about how this fairly low building isn't high enough to really get your death-swan-dive on. Oh sure, you could break some bones, and maybe a 30% death rate, but that's a pretty nasty maimed/dead ratio.

PS - I can't even hear my 401k screaming anymore. Maybe I should cash it in and buy some gum.

[trid.livejournal.com]

Not "probably"

*smirk*