Now THAT is a realistic dream.

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elixxir and I were trying to one-up each other with name-calling insults via LJ. It started at "douchewaffle" and escalated rapidly.

I think I was going into a very thorough description of what, exactly, a "labia-wrapped fuckmuppet" would look like, including helpful diagrams of a mannequin wrapped in a moist pink Snuggie, when our power went out (in real life)[1], causing the alarm system and Kim's UPS to beep and wake us both up.

Despite that, and the fact that I'm working tomorrow morning (had to swap, as I was originally slated to be on call/working next weekend, and can't be both running around downtown Tampa and answering my work phone at the same time), TGIF.


[1] Some dude hit a utility pole a block from the house, but not hard enough to shear it off, just enough to splinter it and knock it 30 degrees askew.

Comments

[elixxir.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA!! I missed the subject line of this to begin with and was more than a tad confused and giving my booze the stink eye but eventually it all came together in one hot mess, not unlike ourselves. Now I just need a photoshop of said labia-wrapped fuckmuppet to make my life complete...

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

OMG! Would it be wrong to say that you inspire me?

I NEED the diagram, btw...labia-wrapped fuck muppet...if I cite you, can I use it?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Yes. (That you can use it, not that it's wrong...)