Fitness & Physics Funnies

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Fitness certifications are like personality disorders: just about everyone in the business has at least a couple.

-Bryan Krahn

critus: I'd like to know who the so-and-so is that keeps turning the top of the coffee pot so the arrows don't line up
critus: grumble mumble
etcet: someone who thinks it will help the carafe "breathe" and let out the last few drops, probably
critus: ...
etcet: what? that seems like the most probable explanation
critus: BAD COFFEE DOESN'T BREATHE
etcet: no, no. this is not a palate issue, it's a physics issue.
critus: ahh, you seem to be misunderstanding the issue, though
etcet: which is that you keep spilling the shitty coffee
critus: they don't turn it so the coffee comes out more
critus: they turn it so that when you go to pour it just comes out the side of the pot
etcet: right. someone, probably at the end of the last pot, did that so they could get the dregs out, rather than brew up a fresh batch, and never re-secured it
etcet: because people are lazy
critus: those bastards
etcet: terry tate has words for them