Fitness & Physics Funnies

[digitaldiscipline]

Fitness certifications are like personality disorders: just about everyone in the business has at least a couple.

-Bryan Krahn

critus: I'd like to know who the so-and-so is that keeps turning the top of the coffee pot so the arrows don't line up
critus: grumble mumble
etcet: someone who thinks it will help the carafe "breathe" and let out the last few drops, probably
critus: ...
etcet: what? that seems like the most probable explanation
critus: BAD COFFEE DOESN'T BREATHE
etcet: no, no. this is not a palate issue, it's a physics issue.
critus: ahh, you seem to be misunderstanding the issue, though
etcet: which is that you keep spilling the shitty coffee
critus: they don't turn it so the coffee comes out more
critus: they turn it so that when you go to pour it just comes out the side of the pot
etcet: right. someone, probably at the end of the last pot, did that so they could get the dregs out, rather than brew up a fresh batch, and never re-secured it
etcet: because people are lazy
critus: those bastards
etcet: terry tate has words for them

Comments

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

It'll also make it go cold faster.

[tomakins.livejournal.com]

Why I Only Brew Fresh Into My Mug (or skip it entirely for tea):

Microwaving up my breakfast.
Sees sloppy guy come in (the kind who spills coffee, creamer, and sugar on the counter and never cleans it up).
He pours a mug of coffee.
Is about to add sugar and creamer and notices the brew cycle for the new pot just finished.
Pours his mug back into the pot and gets fresh coffee instead.

Wish I could afford FourBucks Starbucks coffee every morning.