The latest in a long line of random poll-like things.

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1. What's your favorite cheese?
Jalapeno Jack. 1:1 with American for grilled cheese sammiches. . .

2. How long do you hold onto odd socks before giving up on finding their mate?
Since most of mine match, it keeps attrition down. And since aishlynn does the laundry, I have less contact with said attrition. I think I might lose two or three pairs a year.

3. Who was your favorite musical artist when you were 15? Yes, you can only pick one!
I can't even remember who I listened to when I was 15. I'll guess Def Leppard.

4. What shape are your fingernails in right now?
Pretty good. Long, strong, but unadorned.

5. Two scoops: of what?
Cleavage. ;-p

6. What's your earliest memory?
Tripping while running on the sidwalk home from my best friend's house and taking all the skin off of my left knee. My first time having one of the reeeeeeealllllly big band-aids not be big enough to cover a wound.

7. When does your pet look funniest?
Sleeping with their heads upside-down and their money-shot white patch exposed.

8. What do you collect?
Nothing, explicitly. I happen to have most of the works of Stephen King, William Gibson and Stephen Brust on my shelves, more out of enjoyment than an intent to collect - if i were a collector, i'd get matching hardbound sets or something. I also have one series of Tohru Nishimaki's manga.

9. What's better than sex?
[CHECKSUM ERROR: DIV!=0]

10. What things are you brand-loyal to?
Pepsi. Birkenstock. Netscape/Mozilla. Anti-WalMart. Epox. Western Digital. Doritos/Tostitos. Silk (soy milk). AMD (possibly fading).

11. Favorite Dr. Seuss book?
On Beyond Zebra

12. Best meal you've had lately?
Filet Mignon with carmelized onions, brussels sprouts, and beer. Mmmmmmm.

13. Peanut Butter and ________?
Celery

14. Who's your favorite poet?
W.B. Yeats.

15. Where are you going on vacation this year?
Did Vegas. Did Jersey. Did Buffalo. More people tend to come visit us than we go to see, it seems.

16. If you could change careers tomorrow with no strings attached, what would you be?
Professional sports franchise owner - football or hockey.

17. Whaddya drive?
2003 Mazda Protoge5 Hatchback. You may call him ZIM. [vanity plates are being considered, now that I've got the real things - suggestions welcomed]

18. What's your poison?
Strychnine - it's fun to say. If we're talking booze [as was done in the "interrogate your friends for fun and profit"], then SoCo & Pepsi with a lime wedge and a splash of Malibu coconut rum.

19. The color of the carpet or the kind of floor in the room you are sitting in right now.
Maroon-ish low-pile office stuff.

20. What's on your walls?
At the office? The boss's wife's mardi gras masks (i think they're ceramic or porcelain). At home, aishlynn's wolf art and a couple strings of lights.

Comments

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

Stephen Brust

Taltos series... \m/ \m/

The Phoenix Guards and Five Hundred Years After were initally painful. Let me say two words...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES!!! amen, mah cistern!

two words, my ass, paarfi, you syphilitic Dumas-ian goatfucker.

my mom, when i disposed of the extra copies, loved those two. go fig.

say...

[trid.livejournal.com]

17. Whaddya drive?
2003 Mazda Protoge5 Hatchback. You may call him ZIM. [vanity plates are being considered, now that I've got the real things - suggestions welcomed]

What happened to the Audi?

(for the plates...what about "AFK")

Re: say...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/etcet/51375.html

i'm crushed that you didn't notice. *sob, sniffle*

the fucks at the audi dealership have one small mark in their favor: not billing me for $1500 worth of warranty-covered repair work that the warranty company never coughed up for. however, they never adequately fixed the problems, either, so i got assraped on my trade-in.