When Pigs Fly... or When Swine Flu

[digitaldiscipline]

Eat your Wheaties, take your vitamins, get enough sleep, and, on the advice of your lawyer, take a drink of what's in this flask.

Comments

[la-trombonista.livejournal.com]

I love Wheaties. I'm not that concerned about swine flu, though.

[cchan8.livejournal.com]

Sleep. I remember the days when I used to get enough of it.

[serpentstar.livejournal.com]

You don't want too much sleep -- apparently it affects people with healthy immune systems, worst of all. So -- and this goes for you, too, etcet -- sleep less, exercise less, eat more bad foods, and drink more booze. At least till the pigs are no longer flying.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

I wonder how much of the "it attacks healthy people worst" is that those are the ones least likely to seek treatment or otherwise rest properly while ill.

[serpentstar.livejournal.com]

Very hard to tell, isn't it? Still -- we have only our own prejudices to make these decisions on, and mine tell me that more pleasure is a good thing!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I shan't be falling victim to any your unrepentant chicanery, for you are a cad and a bounder.[1]


I will, however, take the opportunity affect a pompous tone of virtual voice. ;-)




[1] Phrase snurched shamelessly from bathalamus