Tastes Like Ass![tm]

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That should, but probably won't, be the marketing slogan for Mountain Dew: Code Red.

I described it to my boss as Tonic Water and Robitussin.

Offsetting that tongue evil is a lovely styrofoam box with "Omaha Steaks" as the return address that the UPS guy dropped off today.

In annoying news, one of the tires on my car has a vaguely ominous sidewall bulge.

Did I mention that this car has just ONE thousand miles on those tires?

The roads down here suck mightily, but, c'mon, Dunlop, you're killing me here. So, it's off to the service station this evening to see about getting it replaced under warranty [and if that doesn't happen, you'll all get to see me hit the roof.. . . . which reminds me, Audi has yet to get that long-awaited love note about why I'm no longer an A4 owner].

Comments

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

I thot you were happy as a pig in shite top get that A4. Wha happ'n?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

read my archives from november to march. most items with "fuck" in the subject are probably pertinent. the dealership down here killed my audi, long story short, and drove me away from audi/vw for as long as i live here because they're asshats.

[bitogoth.livejournal.com]

tried the newest dew flavour? i'm highly skeptical.

of course, dew now has an energy drink out... muahahahahahahahahaha!

[argylerockstar.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Finally! Someone else who fully understands the love that is Omaha Steaks! Funny thing...I just placed a big order yesterday. It will be here on Tuesday.

12 bacon wrapped top sirloins
16 pork chops
2 trays garlic mashed potatoes
2 trays asparagus in hollendaise
4 italian marinated chicken breasts
8 assorted seafood steaks

Have you tried their pork chops?! I hated pork chops until I started eating theirs! I am such a food snob now!

I use their steak seasoning on everything! Ugh, I am so hungry now. I think I will make pork chops.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

dude, that order would be a car payment or my half of the rent! heh.

we got the filets and the potatoes this time around.

there's something in me that is pleased by the irony of grilling premium cuts of meat on a Homer Simpson Smokey Joe.