A cordial FUCK YOU

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... to Homeowners Choice Insurance, which is incapable of accepting payment for one's homeowner's insurance by any means but check.

What fucking year is it? You don't accept ACH transfers? Online payments? A fucking wire transfer?

Nope, for these bastions of modernity, it's a paper check or nothing.

Which they returned to me, so I may be SOL as of tomorrow.

I really hope I never have to file a claim with these assholes. I sold my carrier pigeons.

Comments

[life---question.livejournal.com]

Ouch! No fun at all! I escrow mine...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I had to change carriers this year.

[y2kdragon.livejournal.com]

Any chance of finding a real company to do business with? And what's with returning the check crap?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Nope. I live in a 90 year old house in high-risk (meteorologically speaking) area.

[yokes1971.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a check?

[sloot.livejournal.com]

cheQUE

[timswar.livejournal.com]

Sadly there are lots of companies like that. My previous employer will only take checks or money orders.

Although, to be fair, they offer a "check over the phone" service to keep you from having to actually have a checkbook.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

This place's 888 number is out of service, that's how much they suck.