Much like Chuck Norris....

[digitaldiscipline]

... I have two speeds: "Walk" and "Kill."

(at least when it comes to sports; there are several new abrasions slowly oozing blood, extracellular fluid, and infield grit from my hand, forearm, elbow, shin, and ankle after this evening's game)

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[rick-sec41.livejournal.com]

When they say "leave it all out on the field" I don't think they meant your body parts.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I'm belatedly torqued off that the umps called the game early, and on a blown call (we were coming back, had one out in the bottom of our half of the inning, and I smoked a double/triple... the second time that game I had to slide into second (this time from the third base side), everyone but the ump thought I got in under the tag.

"If there's no blood on her glove, she missed me." *holds up still-oozing right arm from previous slide, the inning before*