For some amusement....

[digitaldiscipline]

A meme too entertaining not to steal, courtesy several:

If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)

ETA: I knew I should have made the summoning ritual less obvious.

ETA2: And, no, "Summon Bigger Tits Fish" doesn't count.

Comments

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Shake 80 proof alcohol with ice, strain into chilled glass.

[ginnyland.livejournal.com]

boobs.
'nuff said.

For summon gone horribly wrong? Toss the alcohol in your direction and haul ass!

[chiller.livejournal.com]

^

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

...

[scar4711.livejournal.com]

Monster bait?

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

Put a shot glass in my cleavage?

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

The sacrifice of a retarded PC user, a snifter of fine alcohol wedged between the breasts of a busty virgin, and 100 push-ups.

PLus a "circle of protection: snarky tech bastard" in place before any summing attempt, lest you turn on the summoner.

[ivy]

Don an orange Utilikilt. Do 100 pushups. Fix someone else's stupid technical problem, such that it does not land on etcet's task list. Do another 100 pushups. Offer a shot glass full of fine whisky and wait.