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From about as disparate ends of the public entertainment budget spectrum as it's possible to get without invoking street artists or buskers, anyway.



What the Butler Saw, Jobsite Theater. Yep, pimping for [livejournal.com profile] critus. This was a last-second, my folks are in town, let's do something interesting this evening, choice. The ultra-concise summary: Keystone Kops meet Benny Hill. There is something to be said about a show where most of the time the female cast members are on stage in their underwear. That something is "Oh HELL yes." :-D

I've tried to figure out who stole the show, but everyone is so over-the-top hysterical that it's a moot point. Let me put it another way: When Mike is the LEAST hammy one on stage in a broad sexual comedy, everyone else has to have brought their A game. The fact that it took most of the audience several minutes to notice him flying around on a rope swing, in his undershirt and a dress... yeah. My folks loved it.

Avatar, James Cameron (and nine squillion dollars). Every criticism you've heard of the lack of originality and weaksauce writing is absolutely true. It's Dances with Smurfs or Smurfahontas, leavened with some very well-worn sci-fi tropes. The villains were easily unlikeable (especially the smarmy company man, who was pretty much the worst possible blend of Paul Riser's character from Alien and Glenn Beck), but completely cardboard. Plot twists were approximately as abrupt as a cruise liner's. Sigourney Weaver is still really fucking kickass.

The visual effects (we saw the regular-screen 3D version) were, as you've probably also heard, absolutely amazing. Avatar is to 3D movie technology what Independence Day was for the DVD format - a huge blockbuster that makes the new tech sexy and popular, and it's the next big thing (a prediction I don't make lightly). It's handled very well, and not in the cheesy "shit flies at your head" school; it's simply a phenomenal depth of field and crispness that enhanced the extremely lushly detailed virtual world.
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 14:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] mixedberrywhine.livejournal.com
I got sick halfway through the 3D IMax version...I went in with a killer migraine so I'm sure it was mostly that and not the 3D stuff. But alas, I had to leave with just over an hour left in the movie so... thanks for not putting any spoilers in your review :)

I'm not sure if it was the IMax version or just the 3D version but a couple times the 3D objects looked 2D in the foreground. Reminded me of those viewer things we had as a kid. What were those things called....you know, with the little white cardboard disk wheel thingy and the itty bitty slides...
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 14:37 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
I noticed that a bit as well. And now the name of that toy is on the tip of my tongue, too.
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 14:45 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] mixedberrywhine.livejournal.com
Yay innerwebs!!!

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?t=page&a=go&s=viewmaster&p=landing_flash&site=us
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 14:58 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] nomadrip.livejournal.com
Viewmaster.
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 15:59 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
Indeed.

Hello there, slightly anonymous LJ person. :-)
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 18:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] nomadrip.livejournal.com
Sorry, I had to create a LiveJournal account just to respond. I thought I had one before, but I must have just used OpenID, which you have disabled on your comments, as well as anonymous creepers.

McGreevy sent the link to this post. I went to the show Wednesday night. My review would be about the same, except we all saw him swinging straight away. I did not find his performance any more uni-dimensional than the character demanded ;-)
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 19:58 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
Ahh, gotcha.
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 16:38 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] cheez-ball.livejournal.com
LOL at your Avatar review. My initial one was The Matrix meets FernGully. :-) I won't bore you with my analysis of the plot and script failings. That's over at my LJ if you're really interested.
Date/Time: 2010-01-29 17:11 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
I did see that. *laugh*

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