While the brat's away...

[digitaldiscipline]

[this is my out-of-office auto-reply]

Today is Friday, March 25, 2010.

Rafe is not at the Help Desk today. He is off-site doing non-work-related things with large and/or heavy pieces of metal, and has therefore turned his brainmeats off. Please do not panic, stampede, or otherwise become fretful.

If you need immediate technical assistance, please call or email the Help Desk after the beep.

*beep*

If you prefer extremely delayed technical assistance, Rafe will be back on Monday, March 28th.

Please note: Larger denomination bribes will recieve preferential treatment.

Comments

[sloot.livejournal.com]

Honesty is always the best policy.


(for small values of always)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I have yet to come back to a bribe, unfortunately.

[miamadness15.livejournal.com]

Totally awesome! I wish I worked for a less conservative place. I bet my students would appreciate. I am not so sure about the faculty though! lol

[y2kdragon.livejournal.com]

Actually, today is THURSDAY, March 25, 2010. Monday will be the 29th.

Now, I wouldn't put it past you to have said today was Friday just to mess with people. But I've had a long 4-day week, today IS my Friday, and I still had trouble keeping track of what day of the week it's been.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Well, today, Friday, is the day I'm not at the office. If anyone notices the day shift discrepancy, I'm sure I'll have snarky emails telling me about it when I get back.