Dilbert continues to spy on me

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There are two reasons this is fucking hysterical to me:

1. I am only vaguely and occasionally acquainted with my razor (though I did shave this morning, for the first time in a couple weeks)

2. The dog my parents had when I was a kid was named Wolfgang. He will always be my favorite pet, I suspect.

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[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

i approve this content

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

You could probably go with "Vladimir" or "Klaus" instead of Wolfgang, too.

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

girly names... esp that Puck fellow :)

call me ... Penetrator-X

no, no, too manly. the CTO would faint. mmm.

i need a name that makes people wretch at the thought of my displeasure...

a name that makes them quake at the idea of asking me questions unworthy...

mmm

Zim! yes!

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

That will only work on geeks, and only successfully on *very short* geeks.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Thus, "Zod."

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

i am the tallest! they shall worship zim.

okay, perhaps Gunthor ...

funny: other consultant growing beard... gave him copy of dilbert... he likes.

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