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[digitaldiscipline]

little extra excitement after opting out of the pat-down in lieu of the porno scanner - got the extra pat down b/c my kilt bunched up ominously.... and dropped my ID under the bench

both guys who did the job were calm and respectful, though curious how the kilt worked as a travel garment (dude, it has huge pockets and is loose enough in the waist to make your job a snap, especially combined with a nothing-to-the-imagination workout shirt).

Comments

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

You went through the TSA airport search while wearing a kilt? AHAHAHAHAAAA! Good for you. Bad for them.

[bathalamus.livejournal.com]

I do my best to always fly in a kilt. 90% of the time I get waved through security very quickly, as the TSA agents either: A) think I am awesome (and therefore not a threat); or B) are homophobic and don't want to touch the long-haired skirt wearing dude.

[inyou.livejournal.com]

so utili-kilt then, not a "real" kilt? I am guessing because of the comment about pockets.

[ginnyland.livejournal.com]

The only part of me that ever gets a pat down is my hair! When it was a mile long I could understand, but damn, it's shoulder length now. wtf