Just giving them away....

[digitaldiscipline]

This is why I will never write a best-selling fitness book. Here's the whole fucking thesis right: "Work out like a rabid asshole and don't eat like one."

Comments

[smjayman.livejournal.com]

Actually, I bet you could sell some books with that title...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yup! I'll bet you could, too.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but what am I gonna do for the inside pages, other than have a dedication page and a large-print READ THE FUCKING COVER insert?

[sloot.livejournal.com]

Rule 1: Work out like a Rabid Asshole

Rule 2: Don't eat like a Rabid Asshole

Rule 3: See rule 1

Rule 4: See rule 2

Rule 5: See rule 1

Rule 6: See rule 2


etc...

[farchivist.livejournal.com]

What if you work out like a rabid asshole AND eat like one?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Eat more rabid assholes.

[curvemudgeon.livejournal.com]

But when e-paper finally gets cheap enough for use in fortune cookies you're lined up to print your own money. Or something like that.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I couldn't tell you the last time I ate an entire fortune cookie. The sad thing is, the chinese takeout place near my house has excellent wanton soup, and I haven't ordered from there in months because I'm trying to watch what goes in my chow hole.