Appetite for Destruction

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As some, all, or none of you know, I'm going to be having an addition put on the ass end of my house in the very near future, and, as part of that project, my garage is going to be rebuilt further towards the back of my yard.

Whoop-de-shit, you say? How does this matter to you?

That, I shall tell you.

Anyone who wants to take out some life frustrations is hereby invited to come help me knock the fucking thing to splinters. Details remain to be finalized (read: I need to see about renting a dumpster or buying one of those fake heavy cloth dumpster things that gets hauled away), but I expect it to happen sometime this month, most probably over the week/ends.

I will supply:
- Cold drinks
- A high probability of grilled animal flesh (may order pizza, too - food can be tailored to suit whoever shows up)
- Other healthy snack-type stuff (nothing less healthy than chips & salsa, because, welll... it's me)
- Kittens (Drake & Magellan remain cute, fuzzy, and amenable to being picked up and cuddled)
- Sledgehammer, crowbar, work gloves (bring your own, because I really only have one of each)
- A wide array of four-letter imprecations
- Futon for crash space if any out-of-town folks want to make a working vacation of it

Any interested parties, please contact me via your preferred means (message here, on the bookface, text message, email, etc)

Comments

[normalcyispasse.livejournal.com]

Damn, too bad you're on the other side of the country. I'd gladly supply some muscle and my 16# sledge.

[clevermanka.livejournal.com]

This. Man that sounds like a good time.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I know. I was joking with my coach that if I wasn't worried about my personal well-being, I'd probably be able to snap the joists by getting exuberant about doing pullups from them, rather than my rack.

I'm not really looking forward to hauling my squat rack and bench from the garage into my office for the duration, either. I estimate about a thousand pounds or so of plates, racks, bars, etc.

On the upside, just about everything else should fit in my storage shed.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Well that's a plus. Have fun, good luck, and don't let the roof on your head.

[ivy]

Yeah, I too have a sledgehammer in my closet (albeit a smaller one) and would love to help. Damn 3,000 mile commute!

[arielstarshadow.livejournal.com]

Alas, I don't believe you live in Colorado...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Nope, America's drooping wang.

[fitfool.livejournal.com]

aww...that sounds fun! Wish I lived nearby!

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

I miss destroying things. SIGH.

N.

[emzebel.livejournal.com]

Dude, wish we could.

would love to but...

[mschaos.livejournal.com]

being on the other coast makes it challenging

[frank balsinger (from livejournal.com)]

I can't make it (duh), but I wholeheartedly endorse your little shindig of destruction! Knocking down the shed a few years ago was one helluva good time, and cathartic, too.

[critus.livejournal.com]

Let me know when. If I can I will be there.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Any weekend day you want to come over, we can have at it. Might just be you, me, and Doby, with observation via Skype.