I'm beating -something- here.

[digitaldiscipline]

Okay, the black cloud of angsty-angst from this morning has lifted somewhat, and, while not feeling up to inflicting the full Taiko-assault experience that is my rampant, unchecked ego:


- I'm probably one of the top hundred players in the entire world on one of my favorite video games.

- I can go from "signing for packages" to "testing system stability" in two hours or less.

- Once upon a time, your girlfriend wanted me. Maybe she still does. ;-)

- I can find the G spot [this might account for the previous item].

- I look better in a skirt than your ex ever did.

- I can flame your boss in his own vernacular, and then make the guy in the mailroom blush when he snickers. And the IT guy, too.

- I once ran a mile in 4:56. On consecuitve days.

- I don't have a balance on my credit card, and my rent and car payments are always on time.

- I may not know what to get them, but I always remember my family's birthdays.

- I can beat you on a post pattern in the back yard, the parking lot, or on television, and talk shit the whole time I'm doing it.

- I can do my own taxes, and give advice to those who need it.

- I can write a HOWTO on the mechanics of basic PC assembly and overclocking theory before my first cup of coffee.

- I can guess your bra size at seven paces. Correctly.

- I have a hot girlfriend.

- I can change my own oil, sparkplugs, filters, tires, and headlights. At night. In the rain.

- I can sing. Well.

- I can wear That Skirt and get away with it.

- I Wrote The Fucking Manual.

- I have good friends I can talk to about anything, and vice versa.

- I am on the Jedi Council.

- I'm better than you, and I can prove it. (props to EA Sports' ad dept for that one)

Comments

Totally...

[geekers.livejournal.com]

Rafe is fucking awesome! :}

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

- I am on the Jedi Council.

Jedi rule.

[ivy]

All right. Guess my bra size. [grins]

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

I sense a Convergence challenge coming on!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

"How many times will Rafe get slapped today?"

[etcet.livejournal.com]

36C, possibly tight in the band, you workout fiend. I also suspect you dress to downplay your bustline because of your mental stance on some things [and to minimize unwanted attention].

I'd initially said 34B, but you sounded cocky, like you knew I'd underestimate your femininity, hence the above figure.

[and this, from seven states away]

[ivy]

34B. Your initial impression was right. I dress sort of for a comfortable bustline. I like clothes that I can move in, so I avoid anything that's too chest-showing (sunburned breasts are horrible, and popping out at an inconvenient moment is also bad), but not pathologically so. I prefer V-necks to scoop necks, and a hint of cleavage is good for me, but not great whacking swaths of it.

From seven states away, that is damn fine radar.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

*bows, avoids quick elbow to the back of the neck*

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

- I can guess your bra size at seven paces. Correctly.

Hah. We had an argument over this one once.

You were wrong. Although, you were wrong a flattering amount in my favor. But wrong, nonetheless.

I'll let you have the rest, though.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I was only wrong once. . . and you had engineering assistance, as I recall. ;-)

One day

[trid.livejournal.com]

I wanna grow up to be as kewl as you *snerk*

Re: One day

[etcet.livejournal.com]

oh, speaking of your kewlness. . . K wants to finish her cat tatt. not sure if it'll be sitting upright or more prone, but she did ask that i mention it to ya.

Re: One day

[trid.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind...I won't be able to do it at CX tho. Too much to tote via airplane.

[missmorte.livejournal.com]

You failed to even mention your talent for exchanging witty banter with girls online. I know that is when I first *fell* for you. hehe.
Geesh five years ago already?

You did guess the bra size right on the first try, and only three paces. :)

[bitogoth.livejournal.com]

don't forget that you can cinch a mean corset while wearing vampire gloves- there's definite bonus points there, heh.

- I have a hot girlfriend.

can i get an amen? ;D

[etcet.livejournal.com]

you might even get a complimentary grope. ;-)

[singingwolf.livejournal.com]

I look better in a skirt than your ex ever did.

Well, yeah...

But my current could wear a kilt better... I betcha. *grin*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Don't be so sure. . . more authentically, perhaps. . .

[elixxir.livejournal.com]

Damn that made me smile. :)

[delicarose.livejournal.com]

And just to state again for the record. You do NOT look better in a skirt then a lot of my exes.

*grins*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

you're a bisexual who worked in a strip club. i call "unfair advantage"! ;-)