digitaldiscipline ◾ ◾ I'm beating -something- here.

Okay, the black cloud of angsty-angst from this morning has lifted somewhat, and, while not feeling up to inflicting the full Taiko-assault experience that is my rampant, unchecked ego:

- I'm probably one of the top hundred players in the entire world on one of my favorite video games.

- I can go from "signing for packages" to "testing system stability" in two hours or less.

- Once upon a time, your girlfriend wanted me. Maybe she still does. ;-)

- I can find the G spot [this might account for the previous item].

- I look better in a skirt than your ex ever did.

- I can flame your boss in his own vernacular, and then make the guy in the mailroom blush when he snickers. And the IT guy, too.

- I once ran a mile in 4:56. On consecuitve days.

- I don't have a balance on my credit card, and my rent and car payments are always on time.

- I may not know what to get them, but I always remember my family's birthdays.

- I can beat you on a post pattern in the back yard, the parking lot, or on television, and talk shit the whole time I'm doing it.

- I can do my own taxes, and give advice to those who need it.

- I can write a HOWTO on the mechanics of basic PC assembly and overclocking theory before my first cup of coffee.

- I can guess your bra size at seven paces. Correctly.

- I have a hot girlfriend.

- I can change my own oil, sparkplugs, filters, tires, and headlights. At night. In the rain.

- I can sing. Well.

- I can wear That Skirt and get away with it.

- I Wrote The Fucking Manual.

- I have good friends I can talk to about anything, and vice versa.

- I am on the Jedi Council.

- I'm better than you, and I can prove it. (props to EA Sports' ad dept for that one)