Very Bad Things

[digitaldiscipline]

Because the subtext of the week is "really, really wrong slashfic references," which is in and of itself nearly wrong enough, I'll metaquote myself here, and, in a gesture of magnanimity, assure ladysoleil that there is, at least for the moment, no Ayn Rand slashfic (though there is Aslan Shrugged.)

jaylake: Paperclips are my friend. They keep me warm at night and make me feel safe.
etcet: I sincerely hope I'm the only one going off on a paperclip/staple/binder clip slashfic tangent as a result of this remark...

... and I also hope that none of you can walk into an office supply store without feeling dirty ever, ever again. ;-)



You're all welcome.

Comments

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for someone to write the Weasley / Weasley / Weasley / Weasley / Weasley / Weasley / Weasley (aka "Hot Weasley on Weasley" action) slash.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Is that the right number of Weasleys? I've not read the source material, I thought there was just Ron, or was he cloned in a tragic loaves and fishes accident?

[kungfugimp.livejournal.com]

Aw, now here I was thinking Weasley Crusher.

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

Ew. Why I am feeding you trolls by answering this, I have no idea, but here we go:

Parental Weasley Units: Arthur and Molly

Underaged Weasleys: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Fred, George and Ron.

And there's Mrs. Weasley's cousin who grew up to be an accountant. But they don't talk about that.

So yeah, Bob had the right number of Weasleys as presumably he's leaving the parents out of the squirming pile of ick.

*shudders* I feel dirty now.

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

Actually I think the parents should be included. It only makes it ickier.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

red hair and freckles, as far as the eye can sea.

it would look like an afghan with feet and measels.

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

I'magonna go puke now.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

i think your best bet would be ldybastet, since she's a potterslash perv purveyor.

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

and I also hope that none of you can walk into an office supply store without feeling dirty ever, ever again. ;-)

Bah! I do that anyway! But then I've been an admin asst/office manager for 10 or so years now.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

you have a dirty mind, and feel that way whenever you walk -anywhere.-

which, of course, is why we like you.