This is why it sucks to be my boss

[digitaldiscipline]

critus: "You haven't told me what kind of training you want."
etcet: "Nobody offers courses in body disposal."
critus: "Fine, I'll sign you up for basket-weaving."
etcet: "I took that during summer school when I was in 9th grade. I will macrame the fuck out of some pencil holders. If I show up with a five gallon bucket of water and a bunch of reeds, remember that you asked for it."

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[ruefullyamused.livejournal.com]

Interested in a body disposal workshop? I'm sure I can put one together for several grand. You'd have to supply your own bodies, tho ;) Highlighted methods would include the VitaMix Slurry! Great for fertilizing!